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INNER BEAUTY WON'T GET YOU LAID

and by 'tasteful' I meant 'expensive'

Created on 2009-02-11 07:03:44 (#18536099), last updated 2009-03-11

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Name:	I've had just about all I can take of myself
Birthdate:	09-30
Location:	Seattle, Washington, United States
Website:	eye candy

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Exhibit A - blag artist: Noun. A person with a reputation for using clever talk for self gain.
Exhibit B - slag artist: Noun. Exhibit A, only more of a slut about it.

I make a living as a professional bullshitter. I'm so assertive it's frightening to the passive-aggressive breed of homo sapiens sapiens breeding here along the west coast. I'm usually honest, which is a shame, because I'm a fabulous liar. And now you can wonder if I'm telling the truth about that or not.

According to my mother, I'm talented and beautiful. Also according to my mother, I don't smoke. Shows what she knows.