|Exhibit A - blag artist: Noun. A person with a reputation for using clever talk for self gain.
Exhibit B - slag artist: Noun. Exhibit A, only more of a slut about it.
I make a living as a professional bullshitter. I'm so assertive it's frightening to the passive-aggressive breed of homo sapiens sapiens breeding here along the west coast. I'm usually honest, which is a shame, because I'm a fabulous liar. And now you can wonder if I'm telling the truth about that or not.
According to my mother, I'm talented and beautiful. Also according to my mother, I don't smoke. Shows what she knows.